Well I'll go to the foot of our stairs!

This made me laugh.  I need to find many ways to weave 'great googley moogley' into my conversation.

Now, if you live in Lancashire here are some suggestions of my own:

*Shock - "Well I'll go to the foot of our stairs!";
*Anger - "Flippin' Nora!";
*Bemusement - "Yer Daft Appeth";
and my favourite,
*Frustration - "Standing here like piffy on a rock bun!".

Things you might hear in Lancashire

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Me tea's a bit fortnight!

Fortnight = two week, i.e. I'm afraid my tea is too weak.

Fortnight from Old English fēowertiene niht 'fourteen nights', Oxford English Dictionary (also fēowertyne niht).