Wednesday, 27 January 2016

J Edgar Hoover just emailed me!

Just got this email from J. Edgar Hoover:

"We have good news for you from the FBI United States. we had a meeting with International Monetary fund and Federal Government of Nigeria/ Benin over your long overdue contract payment and we agreed with them that your fund should not cost you anything because is your money, which we finally reached an agreement yesterday that all the payment will be paid via atm smart card which is the simplest way to transfer huge amount of money to avoid cost of transfer and other statutory documents, which we stretched to have a strong agreement over the payment that will cost you only $195usd for delivery of your atm smart card via Ups or Fed Ex delivery company depending on your choice." 

Sounds legit. I mean, if J. Edgar Hoover has made the supreme effort of coming back from the dead to send me this email I really need to take it seriously.

Sunday, 10 January 2016

How my child's brain works...

How my child's brain works. #1

*L is cleaning her teeth in her bedroom*

Me: I told you this morning not to clean your teeth in your bedroom, you should do it in the bathroom!

L: I'm not cleaning my teeth in my bedroom, I was cleaning my teeth in the bathroom and I came upstairs.