Showing posts with label At death's door or thereabouts. Show all posts
Showing posts with label At death's door or thereabouts. Show all posts

13 June 2011

Brief history of mine

I've been ill this last week. Hence the plethora of blog posts recently. Too ill to clean but not ill enough to blog.

I had an awful headache for three days. After trying a variety of pills and potions I gave up and went to my GP. I have a sinus infection. The anti-biotics he gave me are very jolly. I MUST eat them sitting down or standing up, or else! This is because they disturb the delicate balance of one's belly and if you lie down too soon it'll all come back up. Additionally, I am warned NOT TO GO OUT IN SUNLIGHT when taking the pills. Not sure why I'm not allowed out in sunlight, maybe like Dracula I will turn into a small pile of dust. If I stop seeing my reflection in mirrors then I think I'll pop back to my doctor and ask for the antidote. :P

Just noticed the time, I must away to work. I'll tell you all about Chester Zoo another time.

Pip, pip.